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RetiredandReady2 Profile Information

Need a NSA hump bunny! 💋🍆🍑💦💦
Age 64 From Richmond, Virginia - Online - Over 2 weeks ago
Man Seeking A Woman

Basic Information

First name  
Matt
I Can Speak  
English
I Would Describe Myself As  
Looking for a discreet lover who knows what she wants and can articulate her needs I have a very strong libido and a distance runners endurance and stamina. Free to a good home!
Sign  
Cancer

Appearance & Situation

My Body Type Is  
A Few Extra Pounds
My Height Is  
5' 9 (1.75 m)
My Eyes Are  
Blue
My Ethnicity Is  
Caucasian
My Marital Situation Is  
Divorced
I Have Kids  
Yes - Not At Home
I Want Kids  
No
My Best Feature Is  
Eyes
Body Art  
Wouldn't Even Think About It
My Hair Is  
Platinum
I Have One Or More Of These  
Dog
Willing To Relocate  
No

Status

My Education Level Is  
Some College
My Current Employment Status Is  
Retired
My Speciality Is  
Retired
My Job Title Is  
Humpasaurusrex
I Make This Much In A Year  
$60,000USD To $74,999USD
I Live  
Alone, With Pet(s)
At Home  
All Is Calm
I'm A Smoker  
No
I Drink  
No

Personality

Back In High School, I Was A  
Cool Dude
My Social Behavior Is  
Observant, Friendly, Flirtatious, Outgoing
My Interest And Hobbies Are  
Reading, Music, Gardening
My Idea Of A Great Time Is  
Hanging Out With Friends, Reading A Book
An Ideal First Date Would Be  
No such thing
I've Always Wanted To Try  
Humping in the woods🍑🍆💦
My Friends Describe Me As Being  
Friendly, Cool, A Flirt

Views

My Religion Is  
Christian
I Attend Services  
On Holidays
My Political Views Are  
I Don't Like Politics
My Goal In Life Is  
To meet the a woman wants to "love me and then go away" - extra penis points if you know where this song quote is from
My Kind Of Humor Is  
Clever, Friendly, Obscure

Taste

On Tv, I Always Watch  
Documentaries, Movies
When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A  
Action, Science Fiction, Comedy, Thriller
When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To  
Rock, Folk
When I Read, I Always Read  
Fiction, Mystery
My Idea Of Fun Is  
🌮😜🍑🍆💦💋

Looking for

What Do You Find Attractive?  
Wit, Spontaneity, Boldness, Sensitivity, Empathy, Great Skills, Humor, Intelligence
What Do You Look For?  
I look at the eyes first....
What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking?  
Oral Sex, Anal Sex, Just Wanna Fuck
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