Engels

Digital and smoke-free. A diversified, multi-cultural postmodern deconstructionist, politically, anatomically and ecologically incorrect. I've been uplinked and downloaded, I've been inputted and outsourced. I know the upside of downsizing, the downside of upgrading. I'm a high tech low life, a cutting edge state-of-the-art by coastal multitasker and I can give you a gigabyte in a nanosecond. I'm new wave but I'm old-school and my inner child is outward bound. I'm a hotwired heat seeking warmhearted cool customer. Voice-activated and biodegradable, I interface with my database my database is in cyberspace so I'm interactive, I'm hyperactive and from time to time I'm radioactive. Behind the eight ball, ahead of the curve, riding the wave dodging a bullet pushing the envelope. I'm on point on task on message and off drugs. I got no need for coke and speed I got no urge to binge and purge. I'm in the moment on the edge over-the-top but under the radar. A high concept, low profile medium-range ballistic missionary. A streetwise smartbomb, a top gun bottom feeder. I wear power ties I tell power lies, I take power naps I run victory laps. I'm a totally ongoing Bigfoot slamdunk rainmaker with a proactive outreach. A raging workaholic, a working ragaholic, out of rehab and in denial. I got a personal trainer, a personal shopper, a personal assistant and a personal agenda. You can't shut me up, you can't dumb me down. Because I'm tireless and I'm wireless - I'm an alpha male on betablockers. I'm a nonbeliever and an overachiever, laid-back but fashion forward. Up front down-home, low rent, high maintenance supersized long-lasting high-definition, fast acting, oven ready and built to last. I'm a hands-on footloose knee-jerk head case. Prematurely post traumatic and I have a love of child who sends me hate mail. But I'm feeling, I'm caring, I'm healing, I'm sharing. A supportive, bonding, nurturing primary caregiver.

Steenbok

Gemiddeld

5' 11 (1.8 m)

Bruin

Blank

Gescheiden

Ja - Niet Bij Mij Thuis

Niet Zeker

Ogen

Ik zou er niet eens aan denken

Witharig

Ja